You make me wanna slam my head against the wall. You make me do the limbo. You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall. You make me watch the Gong Show.
My life, it used to be incomplete. 'Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life, it won't be the same again. Now I'm proud to say the King lives on inside my den.
Yeah. . Well, well, Milton Bradley's got a def one. It's a twister. (Twister, twister, twister). Yeah, all the girls and homeboys playin' twister. (Twister, twister, twister).
I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say?. This is the life. . I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food.
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'. So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table.
You can watch Mr. Rogers. You can watch Three's Company. And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game. Or The Addams Family. . I say, you can watch Barney Miller.
We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek. He was a dumb lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak. He never used to hang around with the guys. He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the flies.
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear. Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
There's just one place to go, for all your spatula needs. Spatula City. Spatula City. . A giant warehouse of spatulas, for every occasion. Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and colour.
Things just haven't been the same. Since the flying saucer came. Now the aliens are on the loose. . Well, we tried to hold 'em back. Tried to ward off their attack.
Hey Lucy, I'm home. Oh Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Ricky, hey Ricky. . Oh Lucy, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind.
Well I heard that you're leavin'. Gonna leave me far behind. 'Cause you found a brand new lover. You decided that I'm not your kind. . So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex.
I need a Vegematic!. I need a Pocket Fisherman!. I need a handy appliance. That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!. (Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?).
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less. At the checkout counter at the local grocery store. I was only passin' by. But a paper caught my eye.
Let me be your hog. Let me be your hog, now. . I said, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. . Related. . The 18 Greatest Revenge Songs of All Time.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. . Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year. We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
Oh, some times I think back to when I was younger. Life was so much simpler then. Dad would be up at dawn. He'd be watering the lawn. Or maybe going fishing again.
I woke up this morning. Then I went back to bed. Said I woke up this morning. Then I went right back to bed. Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear.
Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics.. People Occationally say "yeah" and other similar phrases, but it's generally just music.. In the movie, it played in the background when Stanley rode out in the miniature fire engine at the beginning of an episode of Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse..
Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall to wall carpeting. Get a wallet full o' credit cards. . I gonna buy me a condo. Never have to mow de lawn.