Semicolon Lyrics - The Wack Album - The Lonely Island

Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu 

My whole team coming clean shampoo 

These dudes is comic relief, whoopie 

And I'm the motherfucking monster cookie 

When you see me better cross the street Frogger 

Then go home and write about it blogger 

Did I do that? Urkel 

Yo Angela, who's The Boss? Merkel 

I'll take you where you've never been Oxnard 

Then make you suck a bulls' nut ox nard 

If Miss Moore married Josh Demi Brolin 

A comma and a fucking dot semicolon 

We run these streets stop lights 

All eyes on me, spot lights 

Each semicolon brings us closer to the top 

I'm loud and I'm zipping around, jet ski 

Your dick is little like Wayne Gretsky 

But Gretsky's got a big dick clarification 

Everyone who's rude to me Paris vacation 

My stomach's getting fat food 

Leave trash inside my car rude 

You're acting all Machio Ralph 

But I'll eat all you cats, Alf 

We run the game; umpire 

Always chase the night, young squire 

These semicolons are my light inside the dark 

It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth 

Opposite of north, semicolon south 

Right over your home, semicolon attic 

Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict 

We got the game on lock toy chest 

You're too big for your clothes, boys vest 

You know we out of control, no brakes 

Your birthday party sucked no cakes 

When it comes to punctuation 

You know we're number one 

And to the people of every nation 

Feel the power of the semicolon