Diaper Money Lyrics - The Wack - The Lonely Island

Lonely Island 

We been here for a minute now 

This some grown man shit 

I got that diaper money 

I got that diaper money dude 

I got that diaper money 

I'm a grown ass man 

You know, I got that diaper money 

Cause my kids need to shit 

So I stay on my hustle 

To keep my pocketbook thick 

I got papers and papers and papes 

All for my baby's mistakes 

Just so my carpets and drapes 

Don't get shit on 'em 

I got that diaper money 

I got that diaper money dude 

I got that diaper money 

I'm a grown ass man 

I got that wife pussy 

I got that wife pussy 

I got that wife pussy 

I got that pussy on lock 

I got that wife pussy on lock, 24-7 

Whenever she lets me, I'm in same pussy heaven 

And the best part about it 

Is no one else can have it 

And also I can't have it 

Unless she says I can 

I see a girl on the street 

And I can't, so I won't 

See my wife at home and I would 

But she hates my guts 

Wife pussy 

I got that wife pussy 

I got that wife pussy 

I got that pussy on lock 

I got that grave plot 

I got that grave plot 

I got that grave plot 

It's right off the highway 

Wobble-dee-wobble-dee-drop 

Into my grave plot 

You afraid of death 

Well I'm afraid not 

Cause I got the bomb spot 

Right off the highway 

I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way 

I got my coffin picked out 

Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out 

It's even got handles to lower me smooth 

And my tombstone only has minimal typos 

Grave plot 

I got that grave plot 

I got that grave plot 

Right next to my dad 

I got that diaper money 

I got that wife pussy 

I got the grave plot 

I'm a grown ass man