Perfect Saturday Lyrics - The Wack Album - The Lonely Island

Yeah 

This beat remind me of back in the day 

Sunshine chillin' 

Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday 

Woke up at ten, no worries at all 

Another sunny day in LA, that's time we roll 

Hear my homie J 'cause he rolls the blunts tight 

Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night 

Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho 

And 5 females coming over at 4 

I'mma hop in the shower, clean my neck 

So I'm the polo sport too to press a stance 

Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors 

Top down cruising as I head to the store 

Dreamy house in Bruse, everything that we need 

Layin' back to the crib smoking endo weed 

It's the perfect Saturday, there's knock on the door 

Man these girls a bit early, it's a quarter to four 

Man we shoot these freaks I'mma see in my bed 

Open the door and see my homie Ned 

Oh hey guys, how's it going? Wuddup Ned? 

I got 911, need to use your head 

That's a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit 

Yea, I know , now move, I gotta take a shit 

Now one more minute, the bathroom was yours 

When we got those fine freaks coming over at 4 

Fine freaks?! Okay, dude, play it 

I'll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night 

Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by 

You're welcome 

Seriously Ned, it was good to see you 

I know 

Pete said the freaks are gonna be up any minute 

We can do it, let's go 

Hey hold on, he's your friend, you should ask him to leave 

Because if the freaks come here he cannot be here 

Hold on 

Shit! 

Ah, one second 

What time is it? 

It's 4, it's them 

Who? The freaks? 

Yes, get Ned out 

Ned you gotta hop out the window 

But we're on the 5th floor, 

Yes, move like endo 

I'm not doing that 

Then hit the bathroom on the double 

The dubs in my block and you're toyin with some trouble 

Look, seriously I'll hold it 

I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times 

Oh what the fuck? 

Oh no 

I'm gonna need to borrow some pants 

No 

We were buzzing why didn't you? 

Oh hey ladies 

Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here 

Hey freaks! 

This place smells like shit 

It was them 

I'm out of here 

Back away 

Oh you guys blew it 

Well that's too bad but we ain't mad 

No I thought we got something to show you 

It's down this hallway, we open the stall then 

A surprise? 

Yea man, something like that 

So walk out front and don't look back 

What's all this plastic? Were you painting last night? 

Don't worry about it, just walk towards the light 

It sure is pretty 

Yea, sure is 

Close your eyes man 

You're my only friends 

Yea, motherfuckers 

You really think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you? 

You wack motherfuckers 

You pussy motherfuckers 

The fuck y'all thinkin? 

This is Lonely Island! 

Oh cause we got a little paper now? 

And you see us on the TV 

You think we don't do fart jokes no more? 

We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin' ya mama's tit 

Ya fart motherfuckers, fuck y'all