Go Kindergarten Lyrics - The Wack Album - The Lonely Island

Party people (party people) 

We have taken control of your minds (your minds) 

So get on the floor (oh yeah) 

'Cause it's time to kick up dirt, now let's work 

Hey, we're gonna dance tonight, okay? 

We're all shining bright, let the music take you away 

Don't ask questions, just do everything we say 

On the floor, ladies shake that ass 

Shake that, shake that ass, work it, twerk it, drop it fast 

Fellas, whip your dick out, whip, whip your dick out 

Indiana Jones and whip your fuckin' dick out 

Now punch your friend, punch, punch your friend 

Get on the fuckin' floor and punch your best friend 

Your butt look flat, make that shit flap 

Use the art of perspective, or hide it in a hat 

Go stupid, get stupid, because we said to do it 

Go dumb, eat garbage, we goin' kindergarten 

Yeah, you know, some of it might seem strange 

But don't think, just obey 

Let the music play, 'cause we put it in the song 

So do everything that we say 

Have a motherfuckin' baby on the floor 

Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door 

Now be ambidextrous, fuckin' ambidextrous 

We'll come around and test you 

It's no biggie on our checklist 

Now ladies, whip your dick out, whip, whip your dick out 

Don't ask how, just fuckin' figure it out 

Now make your booty speak, teach that ass English 

Make it suck helium and (talk like this) 

Now eat the banana, potassium for stamina 

Then build a school, burn it down 

Get on the floor and do it now 

Fuck a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you to 

So raise your glass, then break the glass 

Then stomp your bare feet on the glass 

Champagne perks, popping mollies 

Middle fingers up, now chop 'em off 

Then pose nude for a family friend 

(And never speak of it again) 

The party's here, and you can't escape 

(So just do everything that we say) 

Go zombie, be brainless 

Here we are, entertain us 

Get stupid, go moron 

We goin' kindergarten