Meet The Crew Lyrics - The Wack Album - The Lonely Island

Lonely Island, we got the whole family here 

Time to meet the crew yall 

My name is Worm, you could call me J August 

Ride around town bumpin Fugees in a tortoise 

Yo, I'm Artemus Prime, also known as young sandwich 

The Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Lanis 

Keith in the house but you can call me young dad 

Rockin pick Adidas, never wear plad 

I'm little Tony, I'm always playin with Max 

Make you run out the room 'cause my booty's gang 

I want the fat one, they call me Fat Bob 

I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob 

I'm Piccolo Pete, I'm a part of the crew 

You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute 

Hell I'm Sick Eric, I'm always sick 

You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics 

They call me Smooth Guy cuz I be drinkin mad smoothies 

You think I got my name from my voice, that just ain't soochy 

They call me Creepy Z, you know I do my own thing 

My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses 

They call me Boring Steven, I don't know why 

My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's fuckin awful) 

I'm a rich guy, I'm doin this as a lark 

My sense of humor is extremely dark 

I'm new to the crew and no one trusts me at all 

If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball 

People call me Tiny, my name is ironic 

I'm 12 feet tall, my life is hard 

I'm a little lost, is this the right studio? 

I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go 

I wear stripes that match the wallpaper 

I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later 

Well my name is Greg and I'm on the phone 

It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home 

We're the Booty Twins, all we smoking Budapest 

Never propses, Budapest is the best 

Hey, I'm Rod Stewart, I'm lookin for my tech 

He's always wondering off, what a pain in the neck 

So there it is, 1/3 of the crew 

The rest couldn't be here or phone in 

But best believe they are amidst 

Lonely Island, we out