No Homo Lyrics - Turtleneck & Chain - The Lonely Island

Hey man 

Hey, 

Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been working out? 

Uh Yeah! Why you looking? 

Oh no not like that man I mean no homo 

Oh no homo cool 

When you want to compliment a friend, no homo 

But you don't want that friendship to end, no homo 

To tell a dude just how you feel, no homo 

Just say no homo so he knows the deal no homo 

Yo man you got a fresh style, no homo 

And you know you got the best smile, no homo 

Your girlfriend is a lucky lady, no homo 

With your looks you'd make a handsome baby, no homo 

I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt, no homo 

It's hard to pull it off but you make it work, no homo 

Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent, no homo 

Hey I kinda like the musical Rent, no homo 

Man I can't decide who wore it best, no homo 

But I'm feelin Diane Keaton's vest, no homo 

I admitted I'm a fashionista, no homo 

And I know every line of Mystic Pizza, no homo 

Damn this rose is something special (no homo) 

Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo) 

Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo) 

We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo) 

Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo) 

Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo) 

Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo) 

But as a joke 'cause we're all straight (no homo) 

Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo) 

Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo) 

Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo) 

Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo) 

We could three-way sixty nine (no homo) 

Or human centipede in a line (no homo) 

Or some docking could be hella fun ( no homo) 

Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo) 

Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy 

And butt fuck a dude while he sixty nine's Morrissey(?) 

No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece 

To gave young Socrates the illful release 

Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet 

Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet 

These two words have set me free (no homo) 

Damn it feels good to be (no homo)