Japan Lyrics - Turtleneck & Chain - The Lonely Island

Whoa! 

I can't believe we're in Japan! 

Look at all the lights! 

The food! 

The people! 

Wow! 

We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!) 

We've never been to Japan 

So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan 

And our label has to pay for it 

Here we are at our five star hotel 

The one from Lost In Translation (In Japan!) 

The views are amazing 

And their champagne waiting 

Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!) 

And now the label has to pay for the video (Yay!) 

And pay for everything that we say (No matter what!) 

For example I'll be getting a massage right now 

And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!) (Who cares?) 

Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mm!) 

And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland 

And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for! 

Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!) 

The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends 

But we are white, and we're friends (In Japan) 

At this point in the video we'll be super drunk (Weee!) 

Standing near some kind of dragon 

And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties 

Out of one of those pervert vending machines 

Now we've seen sumo wrestling live 

Unless we get dropped by our label 

Cause we're three white douche-bags in Japan (That's us!) 

It's all part of our master plan 

To get some much needed R&R 

At the expense of Universal Records 

Wow look at all this Japanese money 

It's called Yen 

I heard it's worth more than American money 

Let's dump it in the river! 

Moshi Moshi 

Guys it's the label 

This video's really expensive and- 

Bye! 

Pokemon! 

Dump it in the river! 

Our rental car! 

Dump it in the river! 

This old guy! 

Dump him in the river! 

And now we're flying home first class!