Jack Sparrow Lyrics - Turtleneck & Chain - The Lonely Island

Guys, Michael Bolton is here 

Oh great, send him in. 

Hey guys 

Hey, thanks for coming. 

How's it goin'? 

I'm really sorry I'm late 

I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon 

Have you seen those things? 

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. 

Well I checked out the track and I loved it, 

And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig. 

Oh wow that's great, awesome. 

You wanna just lay it down? 

Boys let's get to it (to it to it to it) 

Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Yeah) 

The night starts now 

Together on the track, the boys are back 

The night starts now 

Night starts now, baby, roll with us 

Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (Rollin' up!) 

Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up 

Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Come on!) 

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set 

Fuck the fellas looking jealous 

Play the back and get wet (Yeah yeah) 

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, 

You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. 

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 

Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?) 

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga 

Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze 

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club 

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!) 

Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner 

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!) 

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", 

More like the "meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy" 

(Yeah yeah!) 

All dressed up with nowhere to run, 

And now I make you feel crazy with the- 

(Now back to the good part!) 

From the day he was born 

He yearned for adventure (No!) 

Old Captain Jack (Yeah) 

Giving them what for 

He's the pauper of the surf 

The jester of Tortuga (Oh God) 

But is Davy Jones' locker 

What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie) 

Throw your hands in the air 

And say hell yeah 

Captain Jack (What?) 

Johnny Depp (No) 

From the front to the back 

Say we count stacks c'mon 

Davy Jones (Nope) 

Giant squid (Wrong) 

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up 

Roger that let me try it with another film (Wait) 

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better) 

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed 

I give Jenny all my love (Come on) 

Okay, then I'm a legal aid 

Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh God) 

Then you can call me Scarface 

Snortin' mountains of cocaine (Close enough) 

You cockroaches wanna play rough? 

Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha! 

This is the tale of Tony Montana 

Cubano flame with the Miami nuts 

(Take it home!) 

Got a basehead wife 

But her womb is polluted 

This whole town's a pussy 

Just waiting to get fucked 

Just waiting to get fucked! 

(Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile) 

You complete me (Yeah, yeah okay)