D And D Lyrics - Singles - Stephen Lynch

Better get back up here. This is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know.. 

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(How about a little harmonica?) 

I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. 

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew. 

{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin. 

It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.} 

It's D and D! 

Fighting with the legends of yore. 

It's D and D! 

Never kissed lady before. {Nope!} Whoo! 

Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things. 

We use these as a reference tool. 

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school... 

{No we're not.} 

I know. 

Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master. 

He's got hit points and charisma to lend. 

{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.} 

It's D and D... wait... 

Sorry, You got a girlfriend? 

{Yeah. Yeah, I got a...no.} 

It's D and D! 

Warriors that terrify. 

It's D and D! 

Virgins 'till the day we... 

1,2,3,4! 

Die! 

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Thanks. 

{Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen.} 

That's Mark Teich.