Country Love Song Lyrics - Singles - Stephen Lynch

I made love to ya all night long 

then i got up to write you a song 

i watched ya sleep and i fell in love 

ya must've been sent from heaven above 

don't think you could never do no wrong 

then you farted.... 

oh girl you farted.. 

first i thought that it was kinda cute 

i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot 

then came the smell came whoftin by 

and brought a little tear drop to my eye 

i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch 

cause you farted... 

you could make milk curdle 

make your skin crawl 

make the paint peal off of the wall 

i won't sleep under the covers no more 

since the hot winds blew from out your back door 

baby, it sure has been a gas 

but i can't live life in fear of your ass 

so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill 

moved back to my house at the top of the hill 

well old boy I guess its just you and me 

then he farted.....