Best Friends Song Lyrics - Singles - Stephen Lynch

Mark: I like my toast buttered 

Stephen: and i'll take mine dry 

Mark: I dig the beatles 

Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy 

Mark: I have fine taste 

Stephen: and i like things cheap 

Mark: I wanna stay up all night 

Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister 

Mark: I love the sunshine 

Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister 

Mark: I like julia roberts movies 

Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister 

and Mark you would rule 

Hey!, if you'd say its cool 

i'd go pick her up at her junior high school 

yea your sister 

yeaaa 

i wanna F your sister 

wanna F her in the A 

and just C all over her chin 

well i'd stick my fist in her V 

and i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole 

it'd be so F'ing great 

i'd nail her 

i wanna F your sister!