Why Can't You Trust Me Lyrics - Balls Out - Steel Panther

I want you to know one thing 

You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah 

So if you want to keep being with me 

Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space 

Stop chasing me around all over the place 

And checking all the comments on damn Myspace 

And acting like a fricking nut 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

So I did a little blow, get off my back 

It's not like I'm smoking crack 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

I want to tell you just one thing more 

Don't treat me like a dirty man whore, yeah 

'Cause I can walk right out your Mum's front door 

Oh, you better treat me with a little, a little respect 

Before I go Chris Brown and punch you in the neck 

Keep your insecurities at fucking check 

Before I fuck all your ugly friends, yeah 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

I must have caught something from the toilet seat 

You know that I would never cheat 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

If you think I'll mess around then get a grip 

Or you're gonna get a big fat lip 

I tell you everything I do 

Is always gonna be for you 

But you never hear a word 

You treat me like a fricking turd 

Just like a big, juicy turd, yeah, yeah 

You better open up your eyes and shut your trap 

I ain't putting up with anymore of your crap 

Stop threatening the bitches on my Facebook page 

Or I'm gonna rip your head off in a cocaine rage 

Why you gotta check my prison history? 

Baby, why can't we just let it be a mystery? 

Besides, everybody knows it was you 

That blew Justin Bieber at the petting zoo 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

I wrote a little song so you understand 

I don't cheat like the rest of the band 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

Why can't you trust me baby? 

Our love is fragile like a piece of glass 

Don't make me drop your big, fat ass 

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