That's What Girls Are For Lyrics - Balls Out - Steel Panther

I wanna make one thing crystal clear 

When I want an ice cold beer 

Get it real quick and say "Yes, dear" 

Those are the words that I wanna hear 

We'll get along you will see 

Focus on taking care of me 

You gotta make me a priority 

'Cause I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity 

Dear old dad, now he's dead 

But when he was alive he always said 

"Make those bitches take care of you 

'Cause that's what women were born to do" 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Cleaning, baking, hot love making 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Taking directions, giving me erections 

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Do my laundry, pay my bills 

Crush my Oxycontin pills 

Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills 

On the weekend you can roto-till 

You'll see it's a way of life 

Do a good job and you can be my wife 

Load my guns and sharpen my knife 

Just kidding, you ain't gonna be my wife 

Dear old dad, God rest his soul 

He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl 

Smack my mom upside the head 

"Make me a sandwich", is what he said, yeah 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Sewing, cooking, being good looking 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Love me, rub me, suck my nubby 

Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me 

Nothing makes me feel more alive 

And I pray everyday that somehow 

We can stay stuck in 1955 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Sing it with feeling 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Even my mom agrees 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

That's what girls are for 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Wearing high heels and copping some feels 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Kissin', lickin' tastes like chicken 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

Being real dumb and making me cum 

That's what girls are for, that's what girls are for 

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