17 Girls In A Row Lyrics - Balls Out - Steel Panther

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head 

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did 

The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies 

Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe 

I fucked seventeen 

Seventeen girls in a row 

What a dirty hoe 

I banged 17 girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no 

They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3 and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky 

When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head 

I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true 

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I fucked seventeen 

Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did 

Seventeen girls in a row 

Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole 

Seventeen girls in a row 

When I was done, they were begging for more 

I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee 

I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray 

Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham 

Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know 

I fucked seventeen 

Seventeen girls in a row 

Sweet, young, juicy pussy 

I fucked seventeen girls in a row 

Hop on that cameltoe 

I fucked seventeen girls in a row