I want you to know one thing. You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah. So if you want to keep being with me. Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space.
Your beauty is deeper than the sea, but you're still working on your abc's. When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find.
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The food will be great and the drinks will be free. and all the sexy girls 'll wanna party with me. The weed will be toked and Colombian coke. Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke.
Are you ready baby). (oooh). (ahh yeah). . Extra Extra read all about it. I wanna show you kinda something new. Now If your having trouble just getting a boner.
Why in a world of ugly faces. Should I, be allowed to be so hot. So many people without talent. Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. . The perfect body, the perfect face.
I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice cold beer. Get it real quick and say "Yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. . We'll get along you will see.
I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the b*tches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs.
Flip them burgers man!. . Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends,. I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again, you'll never wink again,. .
I met you down at the Seventh Veil. The first night that I got out of jail. Your lips were red and your skin was pale. You were the one that I wanted to nail.
every girl in the world has feminine needs. every day of the month a vagina bleeds. every man has balls filled with his seed. seeking out every hole is vagina greed.
Have sex (yeah!). With every female of the species you see. The end is near (yeah!). So don't you worry about the HIV. Get drunk (yeah!). Till you puke all over the floor.
Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight. The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight. . Your excuses are getting pretty lame. The malady you suffer has a name.
When I was only three. My mama said to me. "Don't go to school with a skanky ho,. Or you're gonna get VD". . When I was seventeen. I boned a kooky bitch.
When I was only three. My mama said to me. "Don't go to school with a skanky ho,. Or you're gonna get VD". . When I was seventeen. I boned a kooky bitch.
It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the universe their last remaining enemy, men, created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot. Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth. Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last surviving chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium and one thing on his hydro-mind: pussy!.
If I was the King. I would get myself a bitchin' crown. And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr. I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne.
If you really really really really love me,. then you really really really gotta show me.. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty.
Last night, I got so high. I think I had sex with the cable guy. Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,. But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money.
Don't you go potting a deal. Don't you buy a gucci chest. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girls got her hands on a 2" ring.