Critter Lyrics - Balls Out - Steel Panther

If you love your lady then here's some good advice 

If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice 

If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast 

So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass 

Hit her in the shitter 

Treat her like a critter 

Fuck that lady right 

Hit her in the shitter 

Treat her like a critter 

She won't put up a fight 

If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys 

When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes 

Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean 

She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem 

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Then you can 

Hit her in the shitter 

Treat her like a critter 

Fuck that dancer girl 

Hit her in the shitter 

Treat her like a critter 

Just like Ron Jeremy would 

Hit her in the shitter 

Treat her like a critter 

Use your spit for lube 

Hit her in the shitter 

Treat her like a critter 

Screw her poopie too 

Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song) 

Don't be afraid to get some penis on your tongue 

Hit her in the shitter 

Gotta treat her like a critter 

Treat her like a critter 

Fuck fuck yeah 

Treat her like a critter 

Woah, she really likes it 

Treat her like a critter 

Yeah, my littles slut girl 

Treat her like a critter 

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah 

She likes it in the ass 

Ooh yeah yeah yeah