A Lonely Jew On Christmas Lyrics - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - South Park

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas 

My Friends won't let me join in any games 

And I can't sing Christmas songs 

Or decorate a Christmas tree 

Or leave water out for Rudolph 

'Cos there's something wrong with me 

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity 

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew on Christmas 

Hanukkah is nice but why is it 

That Santa passes over my house every year? 

And instead of eating ham 

I have to eat kosher latkes 

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Instead of 'Silent Night' 

I'm singing 'Hu Hagtol Gavish' 

And what the fuck is up 

With lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? 

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, I can't be merry 

'Cos I'm Hebrew on Christmas 

Hey, little boy, I can't help but hear 

You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer 

But I've come to see that you shouldn't be sad 

'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad 

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas 

You don't have to deal with the season at all 

You don't have to be on your best behaviour or give to charity 

You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family 

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And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap 

And have him breathe his stinky breath on me 

That's right, you're a Jew, a stylin' Jew 

It's a good time to be Hebrew on Christmas