Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording Lyrics - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - South Park

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose 

And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow 

But all of those stories seem kind of... gay 

'cause we all know who brightens up our holiday 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 

Small and brown he comes from you 

Sit on the toilet here he comes 

Squeeze him between your festive buns 

A present from down below 

Spreading joy with a "howdy ho" 

He's seen the love inside of you 

Coz he's a piece of poo 

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Sometimes he's nutty 

Sometimes he's corny 

He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm) 

But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 

He loves me I love you 

Therefore vicariously he loves you 

I can make a Mr Hankey too! 

(fart noise) 

Cartman 

Well Kyle where is he? 

Kyle 

He's comin' 

Stan 

C'mon dude push! 

Kyle 

Im trying! 

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Cartman 

Oh wait wait I can see his head! 

Kyle 

HERE HE COMES!! 

(fart noise) 

Mr. Hankey 

HOWDY HO! 

I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo 

Seasons greetings to all of you 

Let's sing songs and dance and play 

Now before I melt away 

Here's a game I like to play 

Stick me in your mouth and try to say 

Howdey ho ho yum yum yum 

Christmas time has come! 

Sometimes he's runny 

Sometimes he's firm 

Sometimes he's practically water 

Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass 

and won't fall in the toilet 

coz he's just clinging to your sphincter 

and he wont drop off and so you 

shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet 

and finally it does 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 

When Christmas leaves he must leave too 

Flush him down but he's never gone 

His smell and his spirit lingers on.... 

Howdy ho!