Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka. You're a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Fucka. You're an Uncle Fucka, yes, it's true. Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.
Well, I'll tell you what. Maybe we'll have ourselves. A little Christmas, right here. C'mon everybody, gather 'round. . String up the lights and light up the tree.
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. My Friends won't let me join in any games. And I can't sing Christmas songs. Or decorate a Christmas tree. . Or leave water out for Rudolph.
The hours approaching, just give it your best. And you've got to reach your prime. That's when you need to put yourself to the test. And show us a passage of time.