Swiss Colony Beeflog Lyrics - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - South Park

Stockings are hung near the chimney 

And the presents are unedr the tree.. 

And Mamma's in the kitchen 

Making some herbal tea.. 

Windows are covered in frost 

And the candles are all alight 

But as I wonder through this quiet house 

Something just doesn't seem right 

You see, every year, the neighbours bring us 

A Swiss Colony Beeflog.. 

But the neightbours aren't around 

And there's no beeflog to be found, this year.. 

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Christmas, isn't Christmas 

Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog.. 

Without those cheeses and meats 

I don't think I can get along.. 

Mother tries to comfort me 

She says 'Here son, have some eggnog' 

But I fucking hate eggnog seriously.. 

But what do I see? 

Underneath the tree? 

Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog 

Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, baby! 

Photos 

Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby 

That's what Christmas is all abouut! 

My prayers have finally come with a beeflog, baby 

Makes a little boy scream and shout! 

Deck the halls with with bows of swiss colony.. 

La-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!