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The Most Offensive Song Ever Lyrics - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - South Park

Howdy Ho. 

the Virgin Mary was sleepin' 

When Angel Gabriel appeared 

He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." 

and Mary thought that was weird. 

Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. 

I blew a guy last year." 

But then Gabriel said to Mary, 

"My child, have no fear." 

 

cause, you can suck all the dick you want 

And still be a virgin, Mary. 

You can suck all the dick you want 

And still not be considered flawed. 

Although you went to town 

and sucked some semen down, 

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. 

 

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There was no room at the inn 

When Mary and Joseph did arrive. 

But they were so very tired, you see, 

And Mary had to offer a bribe. 

Since she had no money, 

How would she pay for a place to sleep? 

Gabriel appeared to Mary 

And told her not to weep. 

 

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want 

And still be a virgin, Mary. 

You can suck all the dick you want 

And still be the mother of Christ. 

If there's no room at the inn, 

then it's not considered a sin 

to suck some dick to get a room for the night. 

 

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Then, three wise men did appear 

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such 

They said that they had followed a star 

And missed a woman's touch. 

Mary thought she might pleasure them 

But could not take them to bed. 

But again, Gabriel appeared to her 

And this is what he said: 

 

You can suck all the dick you want 

And still be a virgin, Mary. 

You can suck all the dick you want 

Every one that hangs in the nation. 

Fellatio ain't no sin. 

Go on and blow those Three Wise Men 

And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! 

 

So, you can suck all the dick you want 

And still be a virgin, Mary. 

The donkey and the ox and the lambs 

And even the little drummer boy 

folks will remember your name quick. 

They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!" 

'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. 

 

'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. 

Mary, Mary suck that dick. 

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