Train Him (spice Girl - Say You'll Be There) Lyrics - Singles - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

Last week, we had fought the Federation 

Then we had to run the blockade. 

We had, to land outside Mos Espa 

where it's 98 degrees in the shade. 

I went in there, to get us some shopping but 

Republic Credits meant we were sunk 

then I, discovered something odd 

it was a kid who made a pod out of junk 

His midichlorian count's amazing 

exactly like the grains of sand 

CHORUS: 

I'm giving you Anakin 

You'll be training him now instead. 

I loved him just like a son 

He's the chosen one- but I'm dead! 

If you, put two and two together 

then you're smarter than the council has been 

The kid's, most peculiar feature is 

He's nine and got the hots for the Queen. 

And now that I've been Mauled so badly 

I really hope you'll understand 

I'm giving you Anakin 

You'll be training him now instead. 

I loved him just like a son 

He's the chosen one- but I'm dead! 

And now that I've been Mauled so badly 

I hope you'll understand... 

I'm giving you Anakin 

He'll be wearing long braided hair. 

I'm telling you, Obi-Wan 

He's your padawan, in your care 

I'm giving you Anakin 

You'll be training him now instead. 

I loved him just like a son 

He's the chosen one- but I'm dead