Han (rem - Stand) Lyrics - Singles - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

Han in the place where I live 

(On the wall) 

Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now 

Han in my palace at home 

(It's the best) 

Makes a good example for the people who are working for me. 

Now if, you have, to hang up your hat 

just use, the guy, who's frozen and flat 

His hand, is there, to hold things for you 

And Han, is there, 'cause I like the view! 

Oh Han with my trophies at work 

(Excellent) 

Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now 

Han, brought here by my best friend 

(Boba Fett) 

Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half 

:-) 

Now Han, a statue, is a good sight 

I'm glad, that Vader, used carbonite 

He's not, asleep, he's stuck in a dream. 

I like, his face-perpetual scream! 

Oh Han on display in my room 

(Work of art) 

Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now? 

Han, it was worth all the cash 

(Every cent) 

He even opens bottles and I think he'd make real good doorman 

Han on the deck of my barge 

Han frozen stiff as a bar 

Han doesn't wander too far 

Oh Han!