Just Call Me Vader (madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby) Lyrics - Singles - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

I can see, it's my big opportunity 

And I could make it something really cool 

But you, you think I'm just an unknown guy 

I'm hear to tell ya, George, that I'm the one to catch your eye 

I'd make the camera dance 

if you give me half a chance 

just put a saber in my hand, 

and you can point me to the ranch 

Jake's legacy- he's passing on the torch 

And so I say to George: 

Just call me Vader 

Because I'm Anakin, it's who I wanna be 

And so I'll tell you endlessly 

until you see that I'm your Vader 

Here I am- pick me! 

and just call me Vader 

Most every eye across the globe 

They want a look at who you put in the Jedi robe 

And I'd fulfill, mmm, the role with ease 

I've even trained myself in talking at the time I breathe 

This role ain't got me spooked 

I can be another Luke, 

Just let me get onto the set, 

I'll whine until it makes you puke 

Hey, look at me- I've got the sandy hair 

You say the word, I'm there 

Just call me Vader 

Because out to the ranch is where I wanna go 

I'm better than DiCaprio! 

I'm sure you know that I'm your Vader 

Get on with the show 

and just call me Vader!