Be Our Guest ( Disney's Beauty And The Beast - Be Our Guest) Lyrics - Singles - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

Tarkin: 

Be. Our. Guest- 

Be our guest 

Now it's time to feel depressed 

For we stormed aboard your starship 

and put you under arrest. 

There's a nice 

Room for free 

In block AA-23 

Just a shorter term solution 

While we wait your execution 

You ran off 

With the plans 

But you fell into my hands 

Now I'll push you back and onto Vader's chest! 

Because I'm on your case- 

where is the Rebel base? 

You'll be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Star of Death! 

Huge in size! 

(though it has just seven TIEs) 

When we fire up the gun, a 

planetary system dies! 

Looks just like 

A small moon 

You'll see it in action soon 

Join us for a celebration 

To officiate the station 

Lots of guns, 

Tractor beams- 

The fulfillment of my dreams- 

You can tell it has me suitably impressed! 

This thing's my master plan 

let's blow up Alderaan 

So be our guest! 

(As you've guessed, 

You're too trusting, I suggest) 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Vader: 

You're our guest! 

You're our guest! 

Don't be difficult, princess! 

Now you're caught, I would have thought 

cooperation was the best. 

You resisted 

the droid 

Now it's maker's unemployed 

For such courage under torture 

You could almost be my daughter! 

All our problems 

are solved 

Now the Senate's been dissolved 

But we must eradicate the Rebel pests! 

So give us information 

For interrogation 

You're our guest! 

You're our guest! 

You're our guest! 

Tarkin 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

At the Emperor's request 

We have built a giant weapon 

And believe me, it's the best! 

It has one 

Thermal port 

And we like our troopers short 

We've a hundred thousand crewman 

And yet, not one single woman 

It's all been 

So much fun 

We might build another one! 

But enough of that, you've got to get some rest! 

So go now with the general 

to your cell and then you'll 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Please, be our guest