Scream (michael Jackson - Scream) Lyrics - Singles - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

HAN: Flew here in the Falcon 

No permit to land 

Got captured by Vader 

Shot him in the hand 

They took me for torture 

Tied me to this rack 

A really bad posture 

It's bad for my back. 

VADER: This Rebel is screaming 

A beautiful sight 

He thinks this is awful, 

soon he'll be in carbonite. 

I'd ask him some questions but 

there's really no point 

I'm after Skywalker, and 

Han will get him to this joint 

HAN: These two stormtroopers, well they 

make me wanna scream 

They pumped me full of drugs 

I think this is a dream. 

VADER: This is more fun than even 

those two captain guys 

HAN: Somebody please have mercy 

'cause I just can't take it 

Stop torturin' me 

Just stop torturin' me 

Stop torturin' me 

Make me wanna scream 

Stop torturin' me 

Just stop torturin' me 

Stop torturin' me 

Makes me just wanna scream 

This funny electrode 

It tickles my cheek 

I'd like to knock Lando 

Fair into next week. 

VADER: I'm changin' the voltage 

I'm liking this game 

If it goes much longer 

I think I might blow his brain 

HAN: Electrocution, don't it 

Make you wanna scream 

With little pointy bits 

and heated ion stream 

VADER: I'm bringin' Luke to me 

He'll join us or he'll die 

HAN: Oh Vader, please have mercy 

'cause I just can't take it 

Stop torturin' me 

Just stop torturin' me 

Stop torturin' me 

Make me wanna scream 

Stop torturin' me 

Just stop torturin' me 

Stop @#$!!in with me 

Makes me just wanna scream 

VADER: By the Force, can't believe what I felt 

While I was meditating, just hating 

I felt a disturbance 

within the insurgence 

within the insurgence 

(Spoken Overlay) 

"My friends are in trouble. I gotta help them!". 

"You must-not-go!" 

"But Han and Leia will die if I don't!" 

"You don't know that. Not even Yoda can see their fate" 

... 

"Artoo? Fire up the converters." 

HAN: Electrocution, don't it 

Make you wanna scream... 

(repeat chorus).