The Walmart Song Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Uno, dos, tres, four 

Where else can you acquire 

A rotation of your tire 

While your girlfriends tries on 

Cheap polka-dotted bikinis 

And waiting's never been greater 

You'll watch the DVD of Gladiator 

And see Russell Crowe 8614 dudes 

On 17 different TV's all at once 

Are you not entertained 

Are you not entertained 

Is this not why you're here 

That's a line from Gladiator 

Related 

Naughty & Nice Christmas Songs 

5 Totally Underrated Christmas Songs 

9 Misheard Christmas Carol Lyrics 

And here my friend Theodore 

Who greets me as I walk through the automatic door 

With a comb-over like a bird's nest 

I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest 

He hands me my cart and I'm on my way 

To get a five gallon jug of grape Gatorade 

Don't play a hate 

If pharmaceuticals gotta get beautiful 

I pick up a little tool for pushing back my cuticles 

I'm dutiful to continue to press on 

To the clothes section to try some mess on 

A suggestion from the loud speaker 

Says there's a sale on them Velcro sneakers 

Walmart, Walmart 

We love it, love it, love it 

Walmart, Walmart 

We love it, love it, love it 

Photos 

Roll back those prices, roll back the doors 

Where else can you find a gold chain and s'mores 

In one trip, that's it, it's Walmart 

Roll back those prices, I'll roll up my sleeves 

Where else can I get spark plugs and cheese 

At a decent price, nowhere else but Walmart 

Thank you, wal, wal, mart