My Favorite Pillow Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Do 

Do you remember back in middle school 

When my trunks fell down at the pool? 

Everyone laughed except for you 

You just let me hold you in my bedroom 

Our freshman year when Julie McKnight 

Dumped me because of my overbite 

I cried all night all over you 

You didn't seem to mind my tears or my drool 

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I could always hold you tight (my favorite pillow) 

So soft, so cool on your other side (my favorite pillow) 

In my eyes, you've been nothing but classy 

But everybody's saying you're nasty 

Full of fungus 

It can't be true 

Laden with bacteria 

No, not you 

But the thing that really did me in 

I learned you're full of dust mite excrement 

And those dead skin cells may be mine 

But though it wasn't you, I can't sleep at night 

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We've been through both thick and thin (because you're a pillow) 

It's hard to say this is the end (my favorite pillow) 

It's not me, it's definitely you (I'll get a new pillow) 

You're a body fluid sponge and we're through (I'm getting a new you)