If Bubbles Were Bullets Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Hey baby cakes 

I wanna write you a song 

Now that we've been on this journey so long 

Standing here at the sink scrubbing away 

Has really made me think 

I've got something to say 

Hey, baby 

Ketchup, mustard and oatmeal too 

Just wash your dishes 

Don't make me blue 

Just wash them, or rinse them 

Or just make an effort... 

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If bubbles were bullets 

I'd blow you away 

I'd pop the champagne 

And make the clean getaway 

If bubbles were bullets 

I'd draw you a bath 

Tub farts is making nukes 

Would deliver my wrath 

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But if bubbles were bullets 

If that were really true... 

Than baby cakes... 

I'd take a shot for you 

I'd take a shot for you 

I'd take a shot for you