Freelance Fireworks Hall Of Fame Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Bobby taught us by example 

Not to look down a Roman candle when you light it 

He lost his right eye, but you know 

He's a better looking guy without it 

And that jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket 

Would've flew if it weren't for his beltloop 

We were listening to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis 

But it was cool 'cause it blew right at the end of Don't Be Cruel 

This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes 

What they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion 

The ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured, or lame 

We salute you 

The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame 

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But the best has got to be Bill's ingenuity 

With a man-size rocket, duct tape, and a lawn chair 

Well, he did good, I reckon 

He rode a full eight seconds without spilling one drop of his beer 

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This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes 

Risking mutilation all for detonation 

They ignited the firestorm, now we fan the flame 

And we salute you 

The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame