Alien Curse Words Lyrics - Singles - Rhett And Link

Sometimes things happen to me 

That make me wanna curse 

Like when I accidentally forget 

Where I left my man purse 

(Not that I have a man purse) 

But I would prefer not to offend 

Fellow humans 'cuz I am one 

If there was only curse in terminology 

That seemed appropriate 

In all situations 

(Hey, guys. Guess what?) 

Yo, I landed on a planet 

That we used to call Pluto 

These aliens attacked 

I could've sworn they knew Judo 

I made it out alive 

With a gift to humanity 

To my surprise 

It was a satchel of profanity 

Peep game, it was words like: 

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Boomschkie, 

(They said that) 

Snigglesnoorp 

Swaqqauffle, Imzow 

Zilkrek, Glepposh, 

Dartafus 

(So offensive) 

Dubopshazinski 

(Wow) 

Frozen cherries 

Flingpoot, Waflank, 

Derbragel, 

Blarfelnoggle 

(And than they had the nerve to say) 

Florpelstomkin 

(So I called NASA and they got out on them) 

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