Romeo And Juliet Lyrics - Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

It's Mickey Avalon here 

Leading lambs to water, ha 

With Little Diddy 'bout slidin' out the back 

When your lover just won't let you be, ha, ha, ha 

You know 'bout that 

Yo, my woman weeps when I walk out the door 

And hop in my caddie towards the liquor store 

'Cause she knows, I won't be home for days 

With hookers and hotel rooms and cocaine 

Avalon's gone and he might not make it back 

That cat's crazy, I hear he smokes crack 

Life's been a haze since I flunked fourth grade 

'Cause I couldn't keep my nose away from spray paint 

So, now these days I've been getting headaches 

For my burn faster overcooks my steak 

I take it personal when her moans are fake 

Ready to murder fools when she comes home late 

The dial tone leaves a lump in my throat 

When she screams like a psycho and hangs up the phone 

We used to be a happy pair when we first met 

But now her other lover's sendin' me death threats 

Well, Romeo had Juliet 

(Yeah) 

But give me three sweeties in a new Corvette 

(Woo) 

When it's time to strut and cut off strings 

(Yeah, what?) 

I make the scene 

(Make the scene) 

Jackie'O had Johnnyet 

(Yeah) 

But I just wanna smoke your last cigarette 

(Hey) 

It's all or nothing, no in between 

(No in between) 

I make the scene 

(Make this scene) 

Runnin' outta gas on the fast lane 

Hot shot cars and helicopter parts 

And painted ponies going up and down in my brain 

This little girlie Mary Jane is drivin' me crazy 

A gypsy queen once told me 

"Mickey, if you don't get it together you won't see twenty" 

But plenty honey's give me money for their cunnilingus 

Guess I sting clits, lay on your tummy 

It's Mickey Av with sticky hands 

Lyrical my, oh man, with stylish fans 

I sky scrape the heavens in just a sledge can 

Psycho killer kids just say "Bam ba bam bam" 

I rock and roll like Nat King Cole more 

So, then spot a flock of seagulls 

Now when you see me walking down the street 

You don't know, how a mother fucker could be so dull 

Romeo had Juliet 

(Yeah) 

But give me three sweeties in a new Corvette 

(Woo) 

When it's time to strut and cut off strings 

(Yeah, what?) 

I make the scene 

(Make the scene) 

Winona Ryder had Johnny Depp 

(Yeah) 

But I just wanna smoke your last cigarette 

(Hey) 

It's all or nothing, no in between 

(No in between) 

I make the scene 

(Make this scene) 

Struttin' down Hollywood with the Friday night loot 

Pass skinny speed freaks and hussy DQ's 

Many lookin' trannies wearin' high heel boots 

Talkin' to house broke husbands in three-piece-suits 

It's freezing cold and my jeans got holes 

I ain't seen my baby since I sold my soul 

In the Vienna streets, got my feet all swollen 

I can't walk, so, I crawl 'cross the floor for more 

Now hold that thought and lock the door 

I got six in the clip and a box in the drawer 

For a spoon, I'll sing you a tune 

And dance like a banshee underneath the moon 

I'll pick up clues like Nancy Drew 

And if you ain't her, get out, flew the coup 

Off to a place where the brothers got grace 

And punks don't lie straight to your face, yo 

Romeo had Juliet 

(Yeah) 

But give me three sweeties in a new Corvette 

(Woo) 

When it's time to strut and cut off strings 

(Yeah, what?) 

I make the scene 

(Make the scene) 

Jackie'O had Johnnyet 

(Yeah) 

But I just wanna smoke your last cigarette 

(Hey) 

It's all or nothing, no in between 

(No in between) 

I make the scene 

(Make this scene)