My Dick Lyrics - Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

My dick cost a late night fee 

Your dick got the HIV 

My dick plays on the double feature screen 

Your dick went straight to DVD 

My dick bigger than a bridge 

Your dick look like a little kids 

My dick large like the chargers 

(The whole team) 

Your shit look like you're fourteen 

My dick locked in a cage 

(Right) 

Your dick suffer from stage fright 

My dick so hot it's stolen 

Your dick look like Gary Coleman 

My dick pink and big 

Your dick stinks like shit 

My dick got a Caesar do 

Your dick needs a tweezer dude 

My dick is like super size 

Your dick look like two fries 

My dick more mass than the Earth 

Your dick half staff 

(It needs work) 

My dick been there done that 

Your dick said so 

My dick, V.I.P. 

Your shit needs I.D. 

It's time that we let the world know 

Dude, you gotta let your girl go 

D.S. is the best in the business 

P.S., we got dicks like Jesus 

It's time that we let the world know 

Dude, you gotta let your girl go 

D.S. is the best in the business 

P.S., we got dicks like Jesus 

My dick need no introduction 

Your dick don't even function 

My dick served a whole lunch-in 

Your dick, it look like a munchkin' 

My dick size of a pumpkin 

Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin 

My dick good good lovin' 

Your dick good for nothin' 

My dick bench pressed 350 

Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty 

My dick pretty damn skimpy 

Your dick hungry as a hippie 

My dick don't fit down the chimney 

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine 

My dick is like an M16 

Your dick, broken vending machine 

My dick parts the seas 

Your dick farts and queefs 

My dick rumble in the jungle 

Your dick got touched by your uncle 

My dick goes to yoga 

Your dick fruit roll up 

My dick grade a beef 

Your dick made a geek 

My dick sick and dangerous 

Your dick quick and painless 

My dick 'nuff said 

Your dick loves Fred 

It's time that we let the world know 

Dude, you gotta let your girl go 

D.S. is the best in the business 

P.S., we got dicks like Jesus 

It's time that we let the world know 

Dude, you gotta let your girl go 

D.S. is the best in the business 

P.S., we got dicks like Jesus