Jane Fonda Lyrics - Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

I had a baby named Jane 

She could shake that thing 

Said her Daddy used to hang 

With Johnny Coltrane 

She sang a soul train 

With her friend named Jen 

Her booty was bigger 

Than a Mercedes Benz 

Jen was a herdy gerdy dirty little girly 

I heard it from a birdy 

She could cook a mean turkey 

With gravy baby, baby, baby 

Baby was Jen's best friend and maybe 

If you were lucky 

Licky licky, sucky sucky 

Mickey, Mickey, fuck me fuck me 

More junk in the trunk than a Honda 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 

One, two, three, four 

Get your booty on the dance floor 

Work it out, shake it little momma 

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda 

Five, six, seven now 

If you don't know, let me show you how 

To work it out, work it little momma 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 

I had a princess, queen of incest 

She was in Reba Jean, her big breasts 

And big eyes and a big ass to match 

Jean wasn't fat, she was easy to catch 

Then came Molly your hood from Hollywood High 

So fly she was trans-Atlantic 

She was a manic depressive, manic depressive 

Which was impressive 

Very impressive, I had to test it 

Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented 

She took me home to her momma 

I taught them both how to Jane Fonda 

One, two, three, four 

Get your booty on the dance floor 

Work it out, shake it little momma 

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda 

Five, six, seven now 

If you don't know, let me show you how 

To work it out, work it little momma 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 

I had a girl named Dana from Anta Anna 

She was a waitress at the Copa-cabana 

She was slammin' and her ass was jammin' 

Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation 

Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace 

You could see her ass from outer space 

So I landed on the planet 

And planted a Mickey Av flag dammit 

One, two, three, four 

Get your booty on the dance floor 

Work it out, shake it little momma 

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda 

Five, six, seven now 

If you don't know, let me show you how 

To work it out, work it little momma 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 

One, two, three, four 

Get your booty on the dance floor 

Work it out, shake it little momma 

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda 

Five, six, seven now 

If you don't know, let me show you how 

To work it out, work it little momma 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 

One, two, three, four 

Get your booty on the dance floor 

Work it out, shake it little momma 

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda 

Five, six, seven now 

If you don't know, let me show you how 

To work it out, work it little momma 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 

One, two, three, four 

Get your booty on the dance floor 

Work it out, shake it little momma 

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda