Mr. Right Lyrics - Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend? 

Gettin' nude and rude in your bed 

Same dude that your sister like 

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right 

Who that man in a black Sedan? 

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican 

Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light 

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right 

Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass 

Young teen on the scene, no future, no past 

I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin' 

'Cause I only be talkin' out my ass 

Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what 

But I got a hunch it's your lady 

I'm little bit country and a little bit punk 

I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed 

The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing 

Strip clubs [Incomprehensible] Bumante 

Illiterate, I seen a better day 

Wine and cheese, fine ladies and lemonade 

Gettin' paid for rhymes like these 

And I never even learned to say my ABC's 

With ADD I rock the beat 

Like AC/DC, please turn sheet 

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend? 

Gettin' nude and rude in your bed 

Same dude that your sister like 

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right 

Who that man in a black Sedan? 

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican 

Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light 

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right 

Radio can't wait to play me 

From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti 

Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong 

And maybe you should listen to the words in this song 

Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire 

Now please take a moment to admire my attire 

Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks 

Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots 

Rolex watch but it's fake 

Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain 

But it's fake like your tits 

And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids 

The glitz in L.A. got me ready to play 

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day 

Every night on the strip I slip and slide 

I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right 

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend? 

Gettin' nude and rude in your bed 

Same dude that your sister like 

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right 

Who that man in a black Sedan? 

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican 

Fuck the white line, sippin' one Coors light 

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right