Work (paid For That?) Lyrics - Professional Rapper - Lil Dicky

My own boss 

(Work) 

Last year I was takin' them notes 

Conference room every day in the woes 

(Watch yourself) 

Last year at work 

I was zerked, I was irked 

Tryna figure out them madbuys 

This year at work 

I been drinking with some black guys 

Hey I done came up (sho' nuff) 

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Like, last year at work 

I'm like oh, that's my boss, she a bitch 

She know it 

She looking at me every day 

Like, Dave, where you going? 

I'm looking back like, "Ho 

(I hate your demeanor) 

to print some shit, but you don't even know" 

Now look what happened, now who rapping? 

Now at work I ask to look at bitches' titties then that's happenin' 

Titties looking back at me like "Dicky, boy, what's cracking?" 

I look back at titties like "I need a sec, I'm rapping" 

Titties looking back at me like, "take your time, you snapping" 

Photos 

I'm like, "woo, I'm getting paid for that?" 

I'm getting paid for that? 

Nah, I'm getting paid for that? 

I'm getting paid for that? 

Nah, I'm getting paid for that? 

(All of these hoes that know me 

I'll never go back homie) 

Homie last week I was up in Miami 

Got paid to chill in the club 

Literally, chilling, like not even rapping 

I think I did a good job 

Sat there on Twitter my new correspondence 

Is going through all of these wonderful compliments 

Used to be scrutinizing all these documents 

Now when I sign off on something, it's body parts 

Titty, booty, macking a cutie 

Got a bag in the back of the room of the venue 'cause she copped that meet and greet 

I got them going down in their prime like Aaliyah be 

Used to post up, on time, no brakes 

Got a purp poster on the vine, no grapes 

Used to have to swallow all the pride 

Had to piss out the slacks of the sack in the sweats every day 

Used to buy brands, now the brands pay Dave 

Like, I just got a box of Pumas, 'cause they think I'm cool 

Watch me mention StarKist Tuna, watch my friends get full 

I used to sit and wait for Friday 

But now my whole week like a Friday 

Hey, I'm getting paid for that? 

Nah, I'm getting paid for that? 

I'm getting paid for that? 

Nah, I'm getting paid for that? 

(All of these hoes that know me 

I'll never go back homie) 

Last year I'm stuck up doing shit up in a cubicle 

They tell me what to do, I'm thinking "fuck that shit" 

But y'all, I couldn't tell them what the fuck I'm thinking 

Now they're paying just to listen to this shit, I got up on my leg 

Got three or four bitches who 'bout to get the fourth down 

That's a first, I remember when what lunch I picked was all I get 

My bitch make that coffee, now only boss me around when we fuck 

Was missing college but now they bringing me back, it's still fun 

God damn Dicky, you too old to be fucking all these kids 

Yeah, I know, but if you can rap, it's a lot less creepy though 

I'm smoking weed in public, but it never seem to matter 

Dump a bottle of water on your clothes and you ecstatic 

I don't ever have to set alarms, I wake up supernatural 

I can grab a bitch's hand and she will scream "you so attractive" 

How did this happen? 

I'm getting paid for that? 

Nah, I'm getting paid for that? 

I'm getting paid for that? 

Nah, I'm getting paid for that? 

(All of these hoes that know me 

I'll never go back homie) 

I used to be up in Excel every day with a bitch (very proficient) 

Now I just suck on my dick, suck on my own dick, man 

Hey, I suck on my own dick, every rapper do it 

Just a thing, an inside thing I learned 

It's absurd, it's like, I'm in the industry now, so, I'm seeing shit 

Every rapper suck they own dick, it's not just me 

Swear to God on Bible 

I don't believe in the Bible though so I made the whole thing up 

Did you believe for a minute that the whole rap game sucked they own dick? I hope not 

That would be, an exageration 

I don't think anybody else sucks their own dick 

I also don't suck mine 

It was a clear joke 

Like I don't think people need to be homophobic about that 

Nor is there anything wrong with gay people 

I don't know, like, what I can or cannot say at this point 

Like, what can I say? 

Here's what I can say 

Is that on the note of swearing on Bible 

It's crazy to me that like our whole country is run on like, principles of religion 

I probably shouldn't say that either 

But it's like crazy, that like a President couldn't really be elected unless he was like an outgoing Christian 

Just seems like such a, like you know in 200 years nobody is going to be thinking that way 

It's just going to become an antiquated line of thinking 

Kind of like, how you look back at slavery now 

Definitely can't say that, delete that last part 

But it's the same, you know what I mean like, people, uhh, whatever