White Crime Lyrics - Professional Rapper - Lil Dicky

Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit 

You know what I'm saying? 

Yeah, people acting like I ain't a fucking criminal (aight brah) 

Like I ain't never doing dirt though 

Probably 'cause the way I'm doing shit is clinical 

But I've been putting in some work, brah 

I see you looking at me cynical (stop looking at me) 

I ain't fucking with your smirk ho (it's condescending) 

We've been doing shit despicable (don't sleep) 

But we just keep it on a low, for example 

Walk into the movie with my pants full 

Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple 

Stealing all the shampoo's, from the hotel's pretty bathrooms 

Cheating, I've been peaking in the classroom 

Looking like a nice guy, 'til I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi 

Torrent every single song in my library 

Then I drive while very fucking high by everybody 

While my lady licking my five inch dick 

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White crime 

White crime 

Yeah, we 'bout that 

Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that 

Lot of rap twerps love to shout crap 

Love to make they mouth flap 

When it come to Burd, no, we spout facts 

You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh 

Doing business at the airport 

At security, I ain't fraught 

Lot of shit up in my JanSport 

Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three) 

My duffle bigger then the can board 

My shuffle on during take off 

Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure 

Exit row, finger straight crossed 

Thinking Dave soft 

But I know you see me J-walking 

Piss in public, no caution 

Halloween bucket? Take one, fuck you thinking Dave was? 

Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho 

At the stop sign, never fully stopping though 

Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke 

Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk 

Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing 

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White crime 

White crime 

Yeah, we 'bout that 

Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that 

Lot of rap twerps love to shout crap 

Love to make they mouth flap 

When it come to Burd, no, we spout facts 

You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh 

Even though the speeding limit sixty five 

I'm doing seventy five without a seat belt on 

And I've been texting, driving reckless 

I was seventeen when I first tried a Guinness on the tennis team 

We used to haze a lot of freshmen 

Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street 

Without obtaining permission 

From the city in every Christmas day 

I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks 

But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious 

And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping 

This little ho, even though we was dating 

And if I am taking public transportation 

On the quiet train I might have a conversation 

Fuck it I'm the man 

Putting trash up in some other people can's though 

At the work fridge, stealing canned coke 

And up at the holiday party, I'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor 

Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not 

White crime 

White crime 

Yeah, we 'bout that 

Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that 

Lot of rap twerps love to shout crap 

Love to make they mouth flap 

When it come to Burd, no, we spout facts 

You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh