Lemme Freak Lyrics - Professional Rapper - Lil Dicky

Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady 

Two months since I fucked a lady 

Young man dick going crazy 

Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and masturbate 

Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave 

Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway 

That's what I thought not what I said to her 

Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid 

You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit 

She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about? 

I'm like, aw 

Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off 

But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up 

I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me 

Like, I don't jerk off mobily 

Then her friends coming up 

And wanna know if everything is okay 

I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell? 

Gimme a break, please, get the heck away 

I turned to her, let me buy you a drink, she like, fine 

Told the man two Patron, she like, lime 

Said he tried twice, the card got declined 

I'm like, are, this is a, could it be a machine issue? 

He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong 

I got dough, like I'm not broke 

I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago 

He like, dude, I don't know 

Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go 

And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone 

I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like 

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Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's 

At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed 

In my room I got a TV, plus I recently did sheets 

Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door 

Like with the crushed ice 

You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now 

This is me coming at you as a man right now 

Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak 

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak 

The girl from the first verse, somehow let me fuck 

Fast forward, seven months, we in love 

Some real serious relationship type shit 

Despite this, I ain't fucked for days 

Tried last night, but was pushed away 

But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay 

Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying 

On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny 

I go and give her a smooch 

She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs 

Bad move, she don't like that 

Bad mood, her boss being mean to her 

Via email, she wanna write back 

I'm like, right now? 

She like, yeah, what do I say, can you just help me? 

Oh, okay, what's the context? 

Then she like, well, he talks to Jane before coming to me 

Who's Jane again? I said 

She like, wow, you should know that 

Okay, I guess I forgot 

She like, dude, that's my other boss 

Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss 

Go to the other boss, before you? Right? 

But Jane isn't hands on, she yelled 

Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then 

I don't work with these people, she started crying 

Wait stop, what the fuck is this? 

Naw, you don't ever take my side 

About a hour later 'til I'm on her good side 

We in bed, hand on her good thighs 

I try to kiss, she like, good night, but I'm like 

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Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee 

I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed 

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet 

And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles 

Now reward it 

You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now 

This is me coming at you as a man right now 

Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak 

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak 

Fast forward some more, June 16th 2074 

Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up 

But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse 

My dick looking like it's tinfoil 

Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs 

On top of that, she insane 

Like, I don't even think she knows who I am 

Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days 

Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon 

Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you 

Think about it all day, on my last legs 

But I'm going out with a bang 

I got pills they invented back in '57 

I took five, that's a bit excessive 

I look high, take a look at my thighs 

And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though 

Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point 

I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am 

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like 

Look, I don't know if you're aware that 

You've been throwing out my shoes 

What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you 

All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon 

Are you even comprehending what I'm saying? 

Please acknowledge that you hear me 

You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now 

This is me coming at you as a man right now 

Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak 

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak