Pillow Talking Lyrics - Professional Rapper - Lil Dicky

Ey, ey... Damn! 

L' tap twice on some ass like some grams 

(I just fucked...) 

Now what I'm doing? 

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch 

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch 

I just finished passin' on a bitch 

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch 

I'm like girl that was great 

Talk about a connection 

Am I alone in my praise 

Do you share my assessment? 

She like yeah that was nice 

I enjoyed myself 

Great, yeah 

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She like can you reach that shelf 

For my phone, I'll take care the alarm 

I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?" 

She like yeah we just had sex 

What did you think? 

I was just gonna fuck you and leave? 

No, I - I hadn't thought that far ahead 

But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt? 

OH, can you not tickle my hair? 

It's just a personal thing, it's not you 

Okay sorry for doing it 

No, it's not a personal thing, it's not you 

Okay cool. Yeah 

Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota? 

Only thing I know is that it's cold 

Break it down, how's it compare 

To living in LA? 

Photos 

Well, I can't compare them they're so different 

Y'know what I'm sayin? 

Yeah, for sure 

She like apples to oranges 

Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya 

What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings? 

She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do 

She like he in the Army. Oh, true 

Uhh, do you fuck with the war? 

She like huh, what did you just say? 

Huh, like just now? 

Yeah 

Do you fuck to the war? 

No I don't fuck with the war 

I'm like no I don't fuck with the war 

Just don't know how to react to the forces 

I should have just thanked you of course - 

Uh, why would you thank me? 

Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay 

While we on the topic 

I been actually thinking about some shit 

About the Army and Navy 

What if tomorrow is the day 

That the fucking aliens came 

And invaded our nation? 

Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? 

Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their shit? 

So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker 

Laughin at us, and blastin at us 

And makin everybody disentegrate and assimilate 

Without a hint of intimidation? 

And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race? 

Granted I don't know the alien heart, but 

You get what the fuck I'm sayin? 

Like what the fuck would it be like? 

Would they be like Earth go hard? 

Or would it be just another conquest? 

Or would they be like damn earth go hard 

They was harder than Simian 

You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff? 

Then she like no 

I'm like well what you think? 

She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be 

I'm like girl what you mean? 

She like I don't believe 

In the war? 

In aliens 

Oh... hold up 

Wait, hold up 

Hold up 

Girl what you sayin? 

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? 

I guess 

What an enormous coincidence that shit would be 

Do you see what I'm sayin? 

I can't hear what you're sayin 

Well the whole universe is expandin 

There are infinite galaxies 

Why would we be the anomaly? 

She like that's no coincidence 

I call that shit god 

I'm like oh you're religous, bitch 

You think it's all god 

No I know it's all god 

No I know that there might be a god 

First off nobody knows there's a god 

Girl I think we should drop this 

No, what's goin on in your brain right now? 

Brain. uhh, brain on some other shit tho 

I been all up in the club for the year hey brain 

I been killin shit don't mind me 

I'm just top flight 

I could sure use a Sprite 

I'm thirsty as fuck 

Who gettin money? 

That's brain 

Who make decisions? 

That's brain 

Who make the hit's 

That's been brain 

Who run the whole operation 

That be brain so 

Brain, can you just get back to the issue here 

Uh, can you just remind the brain? 

You're such an idiot, we're talking about God 

And if he exists 

Don't call brain names 

The brain couldn't recall 

But if I'm not mistaken the bitch on the left 

Guaranteed there's a god 

I believe in a god, yes 

So god never wrong 

God never wrong, right? 

Yeah, that's like the whole point 

Brain just get there, please 

Hold up. So god made the earth 

And god was like hold up, this shit is boring 

It need more shit 

God was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch 

Dinosaurs on that bitch 

Then he like why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit 

What is your brain even saying? 

Can he get to the point 

Hold up brain you just did it 

God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking 

About what? 

Bitch the dinosaurs 

He made the Earth for them 

But then he like nah 

Dinosaurs was just blah 

Imma cook up some blondes 

He was way off 

I don't look like a dinosaur 

Ho them things 35 foot 

I'm like 5 foot 11 

But on Tinder I'm 6 foot 

Seen that Broncheosaurus 

That thing fuckin neck go to heaven 

And that's just an expression bitch 

There ain't no heaven 

I'm just messin but if he ain't wrong 

I guess this the exception 

Can I talk now? 

Go ahead 

Look 

Everything in life has purpose 

You, chickens, a midget at a circus 

I don't interpret 

Shit like that's not for me to determine 

So dinosaurs purpose was like to just die? 

That's not for me to determine 

I'm just a person 

But think of the root of the argument girl 

View how we started this girl, you don't believe in the aliens 

You can find god the earth girl i find that shit silly and 

I just don't presume to know the plan 

Bitch me neither but that's not what I'm sayin 

But what are you sayin? 

Why can't God fuck with aliens? 

Why can't Earth just be like a fucking sideproject for this guy? 

Look we just don't see eye to eye 

Yeah but logically you don't believe in your stuff 

Yeah but you're like bringing up the dinosaurs 

We could have shared the earth with them nobody knows 

Damn there is hard soil evidence girl 

Like whats next you don't fuck with Pangea? 

She like lets change the subject 

That bitch don't know about Pangea 

Brain leave it alone 

I'm starving, are you hungry by chance? 

Oh my god i'm so hungry 

Yes, do you wanna get a pizza? 

Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, i'm on it 

Also i'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing 

Come on dude i'm a grown up 

I'm capable of having 

Intelligent conversations 

Okay i just fuck it 

Okay back to this pizza i'll eat pepperoni 

Ugh 

Sausage? 

How can you eat that shit 

No no no, this not dominoes 

This legit 

This high quality meat and shit 

No, no, i'm vegitarion 

Oh, well we can get half pepperoni 

And half of whatever you like 

Uh, ew, i can't have that shit 

In the same box 

Seriously? you're that against meat? 

No i'm that against us being gluttonous 

Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat 

Okay, is it how we treat them? 

Uh, it sure doesn't help 

She like i'm not opposed to us huntin 

But now we not trackin them down 

We just breed them to eat 

That's disgusting 

You should honestly read on this subject 

Alright hold up 

Just because we not runnin around with a bow and arrow 

Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens 

We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough 

To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want 

That's my point we just incubate animals 

Instead of just letting them live how they come 

But, what? that's just your God at work bitch 

Why we go hard on earth 

What you think happened right now 

If you left my place 

And there was like three wolves waiting for you 

Wolves? 

Bitch they would tear your ass up 

Viciously 

Like they would eat your titties 

And your pussy 

That's what they do 

And your face and shit 

Thats what they do 

Humans are smarter bitch 

That's what we do 

She like apples to oranges 

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense 

Why can't fruit be compared? 

She like i'm gonna leave 

There's just all of these conflicting principals 

Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza 

Right, i will, that's my god given right 

She like where is my bag 

Oh that leather one next to the trash? 

That's the one right? made out of cow, i think? 

Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area 

So you don't eat the meat, you just wear the shit 

I'm not listening dude 

Thats barbaric as shit 

Do you come from the vikings? 

Do you take peoples land? 

Do you fuck with the war? 

How are there no Ubers out here? 

Just download Lyft, they have a bigger presence around here 

I don't wanna add shit to my phone 

Okay the choices are clear 

Ubers are not around here 

Taxis will come bu they real slow 

And the brain gotta poop 

T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit 

I just downloaded Lyft 

But it's being so glitchy 

Okay look do you just want to sleep here 

Uhh no 

It's past 2 am 

I'm not sharing a bed with you 

You can sleep on the bed i can sleep on the floor 

Fine you're sure 

Yeah its cool i won't throw you out to the wolves 

Oh my god you are so annoying 

I couldn't help myself 

But can you at least throw me a pillow 

I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch 

I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch 

I just finished passing on a bitch 

Now i'm pillow talking with a bitch 

Brain gotta poop still 

Please don't neglect the brain 

Please don't neglect the brain 

Hold on is that my Lyft? 

Nah I got a pizza 

Full pepperoni too 

So you're not gonna wanna be a part of it 

But first you should poop 

Please don't neglect the brain