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The Dangerous Kitchen Lyrics - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) 

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) 

Ray White (guitar, vocals) 

Roy Estrada (vocals) 

Bob Harris (boy soprano) 

Ike Willis (vocals) 

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) 

Tommy Mars (keyboards) 

Arthur Barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Scott Thunes (bass) 

Chad Wackerman (drums) 

Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) 

Craig Steward (harmonica) 

Dick Fegy (mandolin) 

Marty Krystall (saxophone) 

 

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The DANGEROUS KITCHEN 

If it aint't one thing it's another 

In the middle of the night when you get home 

The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy 

The meat thing 

Where the cats ate through the paper 

The can things with the sharp little edges 

That can cut your fingers when you're not looking 

The soft little things on the floor that you step on 

They can all be DANGEROUS 

 

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Sometimes 

The milk can hurt you 

(If you put it on your cereal 

Before you smell the plastic container) 

And the stuff in the strainer 

Has a mind of its own 

So be very careful 

In the dangerous kitchen 

When the night time has fallen, 

And the roaches are crawlin' 

In the kitchen of danger 

You can feel like a stranger 

 

The bananas are black 

The got flies in the back 

And also the chicken 

In the dish with the foil 

Where the cream is all clabbered 

And the salad is frightful 

Your return in the evening 

Can be less than delightful 

 

You must walk very CAREFUL 

You must not lean against it 

It can get on you clothing 

It can follow you in 

As you walk to the bedroom 

And you take all your clothes off 

While you're sleeping 

It crawls off 

It gets in your bed 

It could get on your face then 

It could eat your complexion 

You could die from the danger 

Of the dangerous kitchen 

 

Who the fuck wants to clean it? 

 

It's disgusting and dirty 

The sponge on the drainer 

Is stinky and squirty 

If you squeeze it when you wipe up 

What you get on your hands then 

Could un-balance your glands and 

Make you blind or whatever 

In the DANGEROUS KITCHEN 

At my house tonight 

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