Be In My Video Lyrics - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (vocals) 

Ike Willis (background vocals) 

Ray White (background vocals) 

Napoleon Murphy Brock (background vocals) 

Bobby Martin (saxophone, falsetto) 

Brad Cole (piano) 

Scott Thunes (bass) 

Chad Wackerman (drums) 

Be in my video, 

Darling, every night 

I will rent a cage for you 

And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white 

(teeny-little-tiny-little...) 

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Twirl around in a lap dissolve 

Pretend to sing the words 

I'll rent a gleaming limousine; 

Release a flock of Ber-herna-herna-herna 

Herna-her-nerds 

Wear a leather collar 

And a dagger in your ear 

(Stabbin' and a-stabbin' and a-stabbin' and a-stabbin' at you-ou-ou-ou-ou) 

I will make you smell the glove 

And try to look sincere, then we'll 

Dance the blues (Oh yes) 

Let's dance the blues (We'll dance the blues) 

Let's dance the blues (We'll dance them very much) 

Under the megawatt moonlight 

Photos 

Pretend to be Chinese, 

(One-hung-low) 

I'll make you wear red shoes 

There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion 

All the big groups use 

Atomic light will shine 

Through an old venetian blind 

Making patterens on your face, 

Then it cuts to outer space 

With its billions & billions & 

Billions & billions and 

Be in my video 

Darling, every night 

Everyone in cable-land 

Will say you're 'outta-sight' 

You can show your legs 

While you're getting in the car, then 

I will look repulsive 

While I mangle my guitar 

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon 

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 

Moo-ahhhh 

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon 

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 

Moo-ahhhh 

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon 

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 

Moo-ahhhh 

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 

Moo-ahhhh 

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, 

Moo-ahhhh-wah-wah-wah! 

After all the closeup shots of you 

In bondage leather 

They'll spray an alley with a hose 

And we'll escape together 

Then we'll dance the blues again (Oh yes, we'll dance the blues) 

Let's dance the blues again (Sure we will) 

Let's dance the blues again (We'll dance them blues) 

In the middle of an alley 

Let's dance your face (Let's dance your face) 

Let's dance your lips (And dance your lips) 

Let's dance your nose (We'll dance your nose) 

And then we'll dance your sinus! 

Wooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooo!