Heavenly Bank Account Lyrics - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 - Frank Zappa

And if these words you do not heed 

Your pocketbook just kinda might recede 

When some man comes along and claims a godly need 

He will clean you out right through your tweed 

("That's right, you asked for it, remember there is a big difference 

between kneeling down and bending over . . .") 

He's got twenty million dollars 

In his Heavenly Bank Account . . . 

All from those chumps who was 

Born again 

Oh yeah, oh yeah 

He's got seven limousines 

And a private plane . . . 

All for the use of his 

Special Friends 

Oh yeah, oh yeah 

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He's got thousand-dollar suits 

And a Wembley Tie . . . 

Girls love to stroke it 

While he's on the phone 

Oh yeah, oh yeah 

At the House of Representatives 

He's a groovy guy . . . 

When he Gives Thanks 

He is not alone . . . 

He is dealin' 

He is really dealin' 

IRS can't determine 

Where The Hook is 

It is easy with the Bible 

To pretend that 

You're in Show Biz 

(And a-one, and a-two, and a . . . ) 

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They won't get him 

They will never get him 

For the naughty stuff 

That he did 

It is best in cases like this 

To pretend that 

You are stupid 

(DOH . . . ) 

He's got Presidential Help 

All along the way 

He says the grace 

While the lawyers chew 

Oh yeah 

They sure do 

And the Governors agree to say: 

"He's a lovely man!" 

He makes it easier for 

Them to screw 

All of you . . . 

Yes, that's true! 

'Cause he helps put The Fear of God 

In the Common Man 

Snatchin' up money 

Everywhere he can 

Oh yeah 

Oh yeah 

He's got twenty million dollars 

In his Heavenly Bank Account 

You ain't got nothin', people 

You ain't got nothin', people 

You ain't got nothin', people 

Thank the man . . . oh yeah 

As we end another broadcast day 

Let me say 

That you ain't got nothin' 

And he's got it all