Suicide Chump Lyrics - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) 

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) 

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet) 

Steve Vai (guitar) 

Tommy Mars (keyboards) 

Arthur Barrow (bass) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

David Ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet) 

Motorhead Sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals) 

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) 

David Logeman (drums) 

Craig Steward (harmonica) 

Jimmy Carl Black (vocals) 

Ahmet Zappa (vocals) 

Moon Zappa (vocals) 

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You say there ain't no use in livin' 

It's all a waste of time 

'N you wanna throw your life away, well 

People that's just fine 

Go ahead on 'n get it over with then 

Find you a bridge 'n take a jump 

Just make sure you do it right the first time 

'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide 

Chump 

You say there ain't no light a-shinin' 

Through the bushes up ahead 

'N we're all gonna be so sorry 

When we find out you are dead 

Go head on and get it over with then 

Find you a bridge 'n take a jump 

Just make sure you do it right the first 

time 

'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide 

Chump 

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Now maybe you're scared of jumpin' 

'N poison makes you sick 

'N you want a little attention 

'N you need it pretty quick 

Don't wanna mess your face up 

Or we won't know if it's you 

Aw there's just so much to worry about 

Now what you gonna do? 

Go head on 'n get it over with then 

Go head on 'n get it over with then 

Go head on 'n get it over with then 

Go head on 'n get it over with then 

You're on the bridge; 

Scared to leap, 

But a girl walks over 

To take a peep... 

She says: "DON'T DO IT!" 

But wouldn't you know... 

The girl got a head 

Like a buffalo 

With a little red hair 

All over the top 

An' her breath would make the 

Traffic stop 

She says "I LOVE YOU... 

BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!" 

And all you can say as you run down the 

street 

is...