Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics - Singles - Adam Sandler

I'm a big fuckin' dick 

I'm a pain in your ass 

I drink all your beer 

I'll eat the last slice 

I'll give you charlie horses 

I'll pull your shorts down at the beach 

I always need a ride 

Nobody likes me 

My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous 

I spit when I talk 

I swear in front of your mother 

I throw shit at the movies 

I wear tight pants 

I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket 

And then I don't show 

I tell you I saw your girlfriend 

Fucking two guys at a party 

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous 

I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your father you got stoned 

I'll borrow you jacket and never think of returning it 

Polychronopolous 

Pansy 

Pussy 

Shit for brains 

Douchebag 

I'l leave your gate open 

So your dog runs away 

I'll make fun of your pimple 

Then I'll grab your sisters ass 

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous 

And I don't care 

And I don't give a shit 

I'll break your brother's stereo 

And then tell him it was you 

You think your better than me 

Well you're fucking wrong 

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous 

Deal with it