Somebody Kill Me Lyrics - Singles - Adam Sandler

Spoken] 

Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. 

[Sung] 

You don't know how much I need you. 

While you're near me I don't feel blue. 

And when we kiss I know that you need me too. 

Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. 

But it all was bullshit. 

It was a goddam joke. 

And when I think of you Linda, 

I hope you fucking choke. 

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. 

I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. 

You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. 

Oh somebody kill me please, 

somebody kill me plee-ase, 

I'm on my knees, 

pretty pretty please kill me. 

I want to die. 

Put a bullet in my head. 

[Spoken] 

Kid: You're going to the mental institution.