Fatty Mcgee Lyrics - They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - Adam Sandler

Talking quietly] 

M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." 

M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" 

M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." 

M2: "Well we better study our butts off." 

M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." 

M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!" 

M1: "All right." 

[Turning pages] 

[Heavy steps] 

M2: "Uh oh" 

M1: "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library." 

[Heavy steps continue] 

M2: "Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!" 

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath] 

M1: "Oh no, he's going to sit with us." 

Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?" 

M1: "Uh, yes Fatty, we were." 

Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya." 

[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] 

M2: "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?" 

Fatty: "No, no, I'm catching it!" 

[Fatty continuing to whine and snort] 

M1: "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate." 

Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem." 

M1: "Oh man." 

Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] "This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know." 

[Whining continues even louder] 

M1: "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that." 

[Wheezing continues a little softer] 

M2: "Fatty! Please keep it down!" 

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds] 

M2: "Is he sleeping!?" 

M1: "No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down." [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts] 

M2: "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?" 

Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying." 

[Whining continues] 

M1: "Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!" 

[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous] 

M2: "Oh no, that one's going to do it!" 

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] 

M2: "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!" 

Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!" 

Fireman Ray: "Fire! Man the building!" 

M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm." 

Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?" 

Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort] 

Fireman Ray: "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?" 

Fatty: [Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!" 

Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?" 

Fatty: [Still whining horribly] "They're fun!" 

Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!" 

[Everyone laughing at stupid joke] 

[Raspberry]