Buy Me A Condo Lyrics - In 3-d - Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna buy me a condo 

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart 

Get a wall to wall carpeting 

Get a wallet full o' credit cards 

I gonna buy me a condo 

Never have to mow de lawn 

I gonna get me da T-shirt 

Wit' de alligator on 

Used to live in Jamaica 

But I don't live dere no more 

Had to change me lifestyle 

Do t'ings I never done before 

So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman 

Living in dis American town 

Gonna sell me Bob Marley records 

Gonna get me some Jackson Browne 

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Gonna buy me a condo 

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart 

Get a wall to wall carpeting 

Get a wallet full o' credit cards 

I gonna buy me a condo 

Never have to mow de lawn 

I gonna get me da T-shirt 

Wit' de alligator on 

Gonna cut off me dreadlocks 

T'row away all me ganja 

I'll have a Tupperware party 

Maybe join me a health spa 

I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits 

And a microwave oven, too 

Then I'll have the neighbors 

Over for a weenie barbecue 

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Gonna buy me a condo 

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart 

Get a wall to wall carpeting 

Get a wallet full o' credit cards 

I gonna buy me a condo 

Never have to mow de lawn 

I gonna get a funny little T-shirt 

Wit' de alligator on 

Ain't gonna work in de field no more 

Gonna be Amway distributor 

Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no 

Gonna be Amway distributor 

Ja 

(Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard) 

I need a, Ja 

(Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard) 

I Gonna buy me a condo 

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart 

Get a wall to wall carpeting 

Get a wallet full o' credit cards 

I gonna buy me a condo 

Never have to mow de lawn 

I get da T-shirt 

Wit' de alligator on 

(What'd you say?) 

Gonna buy me a condo 

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart 

Get a wall to wall carpeting 

Get a wallet full o' credit cards 

I gonna buy me a condo 

Never have to mow de lawn 

I gonna get me da T-shirt 

Wit' de alligator on 

(What'd you say?) 

I Gonna buy me a condo 

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart 

Get a wall to wall carpeting 

Get a wallet full o' credit cards 

I gonna buy me a condo 

Never have to mow de lawn 

I gonna get me da T-shirt 

Wit' de alligator on