Midnight Star Lyrics - In 3-d - Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less 

At the checkout counter at the local grocery store 

I was only passin' by 

But a paper caught my eye 

And I learned a few things I never knew before 

It said your pet may be an extra-terrestrial 

It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den 

You can learn to cope with stress 

You can beat the IRS 

And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again 

Oh, Midnight Star 

It's in the weekly Midnight Star 

Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car 

Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know 

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Oh, Midnight Star 

You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star 

They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar 

Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know 

(Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line grow) 

Midnight Star, I wanna know 

Oh, Midnight Star 

Well, don't you know that I read it, I read it in the weekly Midnight Star 

The UFOs have landed and we'll tell you where they are 

Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know 

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Midnight Star 

Well, you can read all about in in the weekly Midnight Star 

You can use you ESP to learn to play guitar 

Midnight Star I wanna know, I wanna know 

(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(Ah, Midnight Star) Inquiring minds like mine wanna know 

(You can read it {x5}, Midnight Star {x2}) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(You can read it {x5}, Midnight Star {x2}) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(You can read it {x5}, Midnight Star {x2}) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(You can read it {x5}, Midnight Star {x2}) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(You can read it {x5}, Midnight Star {x2}) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know 

(You can read it {x5}, Midnight Star {x2}) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know