Well, I bet you never guessed. When you came to the show. You'd be getting on the bus with me. And doing some blow. your mama's in the parking lot. Looking for you.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls. But you never really know who's sucking on the other side.
The heart is cool. It's a magnificent machine and it don't have. a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean. And it don't have legs, which is sad, cuz it.
Oh yeah,. Uh, sexy. Oh yeah,. . Delivering pizza on a Saturday night. I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight. Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's.
Woah!. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!. Woah!. . I went down on her last night. From what i understand baby thats alright. I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through.
Here we go. . Whoa. . Ooo whooa. . She's looking good,. From head to toe. She's licking her paws. She's ready to go. Teeth like razors. And claws like knives,.
All right!. Yeah!. C-c-come on!. . Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dorks that hang out at the malls. . Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre.
I would give you the stars in the sky. But they're too far away. If you were a hooker, you'd know. I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy. I'd be suddenly gay.
If you love your lady then here's some good advice. If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice. If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up.
I'm in Tokyo. looking for a ho. Tried to score some blow. But I don't speak Japanese. Find a geisha girl. Take her for a whirl. Wrap a tuna roll on my dick.
Big vagina syndrome. is becoming a common disease. Ladies that have this affliction. are never easy to please. . If you poke someone with B.V.S.. there's not much you can do.
I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head. I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did.